Terms and Conditions

MarkTheAuthor.net values your patronage and your time. It is a capitalistic undertaking which seeks to entertain - by trading literary content for money, acting as a go-between for the content creator and the audience by providing links to all pertinent Amazon, Audible or other websites, or directing requests for signed media to the content creator for direct purchase, via Paypal or personal check (other methods of payment may be negotiable). Content creator might also provide additional content, such as blogs, audio or video, with the hopeful intent of achieving the site's mission statement to entertain.

By engaging with the website, and in return for any possible entertainment the content creator might provide, the reader/listener is presumed to agree to:

• Pay in US dollars for any digital, analog or audio content purchased.
• Shipping of purchased physical books via USPS (Media Mail) to a valid domestic mailing address (overseas shipping available; price depends upon destination).
• Allow time for check to clear before product ships (if paying by check).
• Allow for extra shipping time if you reside outside the contiguous United States. 
• Try to relax and have fun as the material is experienced - whether reading or listening.
• Please consider leaving a review on whichever Amazon page on which the purchase was made? Five-star reviews make the content creator swoon.

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